WHAT
WE DO

Three interconnected disciplines. One philosophy: that creative organisations outperform, outretain, and outlast everyone else.

01 · SERVICE

Creativity Training

Build creative capacity that compounds over time.

Most organisations treat creativity like a talent you either have or don't. We know different. Creativity is a skill, and like any skill, it can be trained, practised, and scaled across an entire organisation.

Our creativity training programmes are built around evidence-based methods and real-world application. We go beyond brainstorming sessions to build genuine creative confidence in your teams.

WHAT'S INCLUDED

  • →Immersive workshops (half-day to multi-day)
  • →Custom creative frameworks for your context
  • →Team-level creative assessment and benchmarking
  • →Ongoing practice programmes and toolkits

WHO IT'S FOR

Leadership teams, product & innovation squads, marketing departments, and any team where thinking differently creates value.

THE OUTCOME

Teams that generate more ideas, challenge assumptions faster, and collaborate with less friction.

02 · SERVICE

Culture Strategy

Design a culture where good work feels inevitable.

Culture is your most powerful strategy, and the hardest one to execute. It's not a values poster or an offsite. It's the invisible operating system that determines how decisions get made when no one's watching.

We work with executives and founders to diagnose, design, and operationalise culture that actually supports creative performance and organisational resilience.

WHAT'S INCLUDED

  • →Culture diagnostic and audit
  • →Core values architecture and activation
  • →Leadership behaviour design
  • →Cultural ritual and cadence design
  • →Change management support

WHO IT'S FOR

CEOs, CHROs, and founders navigating growth, transformation, or post-merger integration.

THE OUTCOME

A coherent culture that attracts top talent, retains it, and turns internal alignment into external competitive advantage.

03 · SERVICE

Marketing Strategy

Stop chasing trends. Start setting them.

Most marketing is reactive. Ours isn't. We help organisations develop long-horizon marketing strategies that build genuine brand equity over time, the kind that no competitor can easily replicate.

We combine strategic rigour with creative boldness. The result: a clear positioning, a differentiated narrative, and a roadmap that makes every tactic meaningful.

WHAT'S INCLUDED

  • →Brand positioning and narrative development
  • →Long-term content and channel strategy
  • →Audience and competitive landscape analysis
  • →Campaign architecture and creative direction

WHO IT'S FOR

CMOs and founders who want marketing that compounds, not just campaigns that convert once.

THE OUTCOME

A brand that people remember, a strategy that outlasts trends, and a team aligned on what to say and why.

THE PICK N' MIX

PACKAGES
& PRICING.

The Professional Weirdos Methodology is weaved into everything we do, talks, workshops, sessions and parties. Pick what suits your team.

01 · TALKS

The Short N' Sweet

Our entry-level service. Bring in a large audience and let them experience a snippet of the Professional Weirdos Methodology in a short, sharp burst. We come in for a quick spark during the day to motivate, educate & empower.

THE PICK N' MIX
Per Talk (30–60 mins)£499
Additional Talks (same day)£249
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02 · ONE DAY WORKSHOP

The Big Gulp

A jam-packed full day session bringing together specific elements of the Professional Weirdos Methodology. Six sections of introductions, discussions, challenges, activities and presentations. Participants receive a workbook and a medal to commemorate their training.

THE PICK N' MIX
One Day Session (up to 10 participants)£1,999
Three Day Package (The Amigos)Tailored
Twelve Day PackageTailored
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03 · WEEKLY TEAM SESSIONS

Lunchbox

Take a step back from work for an hour a week and enjoy sessions that spark creativity, conversation, and improve mental wellbeing. Virtual art museum tours, treasure hunts, creativity challenges, knitting classes, murder mysteries, and we love to build custom experiences.

THE PICK N' MIX
1 Session£1,499
6 Sessions£7,999
12 Sessions£11,999
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04 · FESTIVE FUN

Virtual Parties

We plan, coordinate and facilitate your virtual parties and activities. You sit back and relax. Personalised pub quizzes, escape rooms, team building games, magic shows, the ultimate return on investment is smiles.

THE PICK N' MIX
1 Hour (30 people max)£900
2 Hours (30 people max)£1,500
3 Hours (30 people max)£2,500
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* We can also tailor packages and sessions for your specific requirements. Reduced rates available for educational organisations.

NOT SURE
WHERE TO START?

We'll help you figure it out. That's actually part of the service.

LET'S FIGURE IT OUT →